An anonymous box of cookies
on my desk.

Chocolate chip cookies.

Dashing off for presents
over my lunch hour.

What errands do you s'pose
Santa runs over his?
Windows won't boot?


Let's see what this Linux box can do.
Funny how

random things

are never satisfyingly random.
Matinee for two: $10

Surcharge for ordering online: $1

Taking your geek to Lord of the Rings on Christmas Eve:
Christmas is only a week awah—
omygosh, it's Wednesday.
Rants get things off your chest.

Affirmations get you off your butt.
Upgrading a mere browser causes the operating system not to load.
Because it is inextricably bundled in.