Have I mentioned

that we're house shopping?

I feel so

domesticated.

Moot.

Moot,

you great ape.

C'mon, say "mute" again,

monkey.

<madscientistvoice>

Where are my...

yo-yos?!

[lightening... thunder]

</madscientistvoice>

Just how dumb do they...

"To scan your PC for spyware,

click here!"

Uh... right, guys.

Get this lesson into your thick head:

When she says, "Sorry, out of soy,"

do not say, "Cow milk's okay."

*brrrr...rumble*

print stickers

t-shirt art, supplies

cd cover, contents

announce on icp

Favorite spam today:

From: THE MILF

Subject: The hottest collection

of nympho moms...

Roommate's friendly.

Internet access at the state penn

a little spotty.

Still,

so worth it.

Wait, remind me again?

Why is homicide

a bad idea?

This lettuce wrap

was designed by someone

who has heard of lettuce wraps,

but never seen one.

Ah

ha!

Small victories.

Every day,

small victories.

It's all in bloom!

Him: "We're not going

to build it quick;

we're going to build it right."

Me: "Right here,

in the design spec:

'We're not going to build it right;

we're going to build it quick.'"

grrrrrr...

I knew it on Saturday

but didn't read it 'til today:

Spalding Gray is dead.

Does this need for coffee

stem from weak moral fiber?

Perhaps.

Still,

there's a tall soy mocha

with my name on it.

I climbed on real rock!

Rawr!

...

ow.

Happy Birthday,

Jonathan!

Oop.

Orbiter was amazing.

Must write a review soon.

Oh, of course.



Which Princess Bride Character are You?
this quiz was made by mysti

When I sit quiet,

I can hear

the blood in my ears.

I feel like I'm living

in a Poe story.