Yogi Tea

"Stomach E-Z"

helps a lot.
My friend Ben

is very strange.

You don't understand.

I need chocolate.
From AggieCon:

Neil Gaiman could read the

phone book,

and I'd listen. I'd wait in line to listen.

Best Fangirl Moment:

"Oh, that was you?"

From the GAMA trade show:

Print-on-demand is viable.

Las Vegas continues to be repellant.

The Big Shot rocks hard.

Miss me?
They served me

an all-meat eggroll.

Overheard in my cubicle farm:

"You have to think outside the box."

"But I'm going in circles!"
My manager is not my manager.

My team is not my team.

My job is...

now half my job.

My world has just changed.
It is warm and sunny outside.

I am not outside.

"Nervous," defined:

Eating pizza in a white sweater.
Jon's at work.

I'm trying to program.

I don't want to.