In San Jose,

meeting old friends.
Hotel with a T1,

so I can download all that spam

in style.
I should be sleepy.

But I'm going to

California in a few hours!
Time for a re-write:

"I pledge allegiance

to the Constitution..."
No way.

At the grocery store,

they zamboni the concrete!

My life is so surreal.
No! Noooooooo!

That was Ctrl+Q

(mark as read), Delete.

Not Ctrl+A (select all), Delete.

Heck.
ALIEN ATTACK!

...

Oh, wait.

Window washers.
*blink blink*

And an award and a bonus...

My business partner

rocks!
in denial
Y'know.

Perhaps I ought to practice

this speech I'm giving tonight.
Funny.

I don't feel any different.
Trying to get well

by acting well,

I switched ankle braces.

...

I am not well.

Ow.
I GOT A PROMOTION!



I'd like to thank all the little people

who live under my desk...
At this hour,

only spammers send me love.

And still,

I've failed.
When it's time to re-evaluate:

When 6:30

is "overslept."
My new panacea:

"Store it in the database!"
Overheard:

You're so zen,

I bet you think this song is.
Ran in the woods

with my sweetie.

(Before falling, this was.)
Um.

Ow.
If I had my own blog,

I would write:
If I had any sense,

I'd be driving to Houston right now,

to see Stephen Hawking.

Dang.
My god,

it's full of glue.

(Dave Bowman,

I am not.)
Oh no!

Out of tissues!

Alas.
How long

do you search

for something

you're not sure

exists?
Where did all you people

come from,

all of a sudden?

Comment-o-rama.
My brains

are leaking out of my head

through my nose.
Now, off to my

scheduled-four-months-in-advance

dermatologist appointment.
I did it!

stand up and reach

stand up and reach


And I did it!

Rawr!
Trees full of blossoms.
*blink blink*

Nobody said they'd be cute.
I dare you.
Good morning.
*bliss*
Sudden thought, to investigate:

If games are stored in the db,

instead of html,

will they come up

in search engines?
I had enough time to think,

"I'm falling...

I'm still falling."

Had a great climb last night.
You know something?

I like it when you comment.

It's lonely here.
Lost pines.

Found me.

Good day.
Developers always think

it'll take 10 minutes.

We're always wrong.

[drums fingers on useless keyboard...]
Hey, lookit:

It's 03/03/03.

Quick,

do something momentous.
It is a mac&cheese
kind of day.
The word for the day,

boys and girls,

is inauspicious.

Quit raining, you!

I'm hiking tomorrow.
French manicure, and voilà:

I look like Audrey Hepburn.
eep.

I won.