Um,

yeah.

That's about the size of it.

Found on Textism.

pictures from California

In San Jose,

meeting old friends.

Hotel with a T1,

so I can download all that spam

in style.

I should be sleepy.

But I'm going to

California in a few hours!

Time for a re-write:

"I pledge allegiance

to the Constitution..."

No way.

At the grocery store,

they zamboni the concrete!

My life is so surreal.

No! Noooooooo!

That was Ctrl+Q

(mark as read), Delete.

Not Ctrl+A (select all), Delete.

Heck.

ALIEN ATTACK!

...

Oh, wait.

Window washers.

*blink blink*

And an award and a bonus...

My business partner

rocks!

in denial

click, click, click, click, plug, click:

Sharon

gets ready

for calligraphy.

Y'know.

Perhaps I ought to practice

this speech I'm giving tonight.

Funny.

I don't feel any different.

Trying to get well

by acting well,

I switched ankle braces.

...

I am not well.

Ow.

How stupid do ya gotta be

to need your car to honk

in order to know that it's locked?

How did you get by

a decade ago?

I GOT A PROMOTION!



I'd like to thank all the little people

who live under my desk...

At this hour,

only spammers send me love.

And still,

I've failed.

I am an American.

I love my country.

I revere democracy.

This war is wrong.

fuck.

When it's time to re-evaluate:

When 6:30

is "overslept."

And, I say,

Ow.

Still.

(Bite me, Sharp.)

L-poppers,

L-poppites...

What are you?

Seeking suggestions...

My new panacea:

"Store it in the database!"

Overheard:

You're so zen,

I bet you think this song is.

Jeez.

Don't do that.

Yo.

Ran in the woods

with my sweetie.

(Before falling, this was.)

Um.

Ow.

If I had my own blog,

I would write:

If I had any sense,

I'd be driving to Houston right now,

to see Stephen Hawking.

Dang.

My god,

it's full of glue.

(Dave Bowman,

I am not.)

Oh no!

Out of tissues!

Alas.

How long

do you search

for something

you're not sure

exists?

Where did all you people

come from,

all of a sudden?

Comment-o-rama.

My brains

are leaking out of my head

through my nose.

Now, off to my

scheduled-four-months-in-advance

dermatologist appointment.

I did it!

stand up and reach

stand up and reach

And I did it!

Rawr!

Boys give you colds.

Love you. Mean it.

oh, god.

cramps

Trees full of blossoms.

Okay,

what part of "garden burger"

made you think

I wanted bacon?

*blink blink*

Nobody said they'd be cute.

City of Angels:

The tears start

before the opening titles.

Perfect,

when that's what you need.

I dare you.

Good morning.

*bliss*

Sudden thought, to investigate:

If games are stored in the db,

instead of html,

will they come up

in search engines?

I had enough time to think,

"I'm falling...

I'm still falling."

Had a great climb last night.

You know something?

I like it when you comment.

It's lonely here.

Happy Birfday, Panda.

Sean Connery is still sexy,

and so are you.

Lost pines.

Found me.

Good day.

Developers always think

it'll take 10 minutes.

We're always wrong.

[drums fingers on useless keyboard...]

Hey, lookit:

It's 03/03/03.

Quick,

do something momentous.

It is a mac&cheese
kind of day.

The word for the day,

boys and girls,

is inauspicious.

Quit raining, you!

I'm hiking tomorrow.

French manicure, and voilà:

I look like Audrey Hepburn.

There's merit to this one.

eep.

I won.