Okay, the Paperclip,

tossing its eyeballs into a box

every time I save a document,

is just gross.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Argh!

Argh argh argh!

RTFM,

nitwit.

Today's theme:

Communicating a whole thought

in writing

is not a prerequisite

for employment at Dell.

Argh!

Unwittingly,

I'd been denying myself for years.

Back in Chucks,

back to me!

Ach.

Fare thee well,

Dr. Gould.

Man,

I love online package tracking.

Here it cuh-umes...

Brilliant!

For tomorrow's teambuilder:

"Submit team names, and I'll pick

the one I like best...

Okay, I pick mine."

Good grief.

Ha!

Oh, uh, Episode II

slated for Sunday.

Overheard in the Information Age:

"Well, we shouldn't waste

your mommy's minutes."

A lunch

packed with washed and stemmed

strawberries.

He's too sweet.

How... particular.

A string of car thefts,

90s model GMC and Chevy trucks,

only.

Collecting the whole set?

Earl Grey,

milk,

h-- well, sugar

--er, actually, Equal,

but close enough.

Ahhh...

I don't ask much.

Please just finish running

so that I can verify the install.

Please?

Things that make me nervous:

Regarding a doc I wrote,

Program Manager says,

"I mad few grammatical corrections."

Gad, really?

EEP!

It's been shipped!!!

closed fist potential

a flower bud wound so tight

about to open

Toastmasters

Strike one: "She decided to go with."

Strike two: Commenting on it.

Still, it was fun to tell

the original "Little Mermaid."

I'm eating my successors

on the food chain:

mushrooms.

I owe many folks mail

and thank-you notes.

Not as a replacement,

I will state here:

I love you and appreciate you.

Sorry for the delay.

A weekend, briefly:

Spider-man!

O. Henry Pun Off

Flaming Idiots

Magic show

whew.

I've checked my order status

five times in two days.

I wish they had a webcam,

like the preemie viewing at hospitals.

tap, tap. Hiyee...

Dell

is 18 today,

and I've ordered a laptop.

(What? No, not Michael. Sheesh.)

Also,

in the Detail Planning Phase

of overhauling invisible-city.com.

*Tingly*

Spider-man,

Spider-man.

Tonight!

Hee hee hee.