My goodness.

I'd fallen off the internet.
Wait, people read this?

...

um...

Hi, Meeker!
Office peeve:

Being on a conference call

does not mean

you need to use

speaker phone.
Purses

consolidate everything important,

so that you can lose it

much more efficiently.
Programming like a

mad fiend,

at home and at work.

Deadlines, deadlines, deadlines.