Arrrrgh!

It's not Toastmasters.

It's a Toastmaster.

I am counting the minutes

until December 31.
The HEB coupon slogan

doesn't work so well

on all products.

"Trojan brand condoms:

Go Home A Hero."

Yup.
Gift idea:

Distant Suns
Hm.

They want to call me

INFJ.

Do I buy this?

Sounds like horoscopes to me.
I am falling

asleef;jldkaaasdavsdm
I think

in blog posts.
Taking a cue from kids' drawings,

I submitted the prototype with

"by Sharon, age 26."
URLs have replaced

last names

for identifying e-quaintances.
Alone, alone,

All, all alone.
Bulletin Board: "T_E FISH COMMITTEE"

She: "I need another H."

Me: "Remove the 'T_E.'"

Why is she arguing with me?
A 15" flat-panel

for $250...

But is it essential?

Hmmm...
Correction:

Good friends

and hours on the lake.

Should've skipped

the karaoke, though.
Team off-site today.

Horseshoes

and karaoke.
Yaaaarrrgghh.

I nearly forgot.

Avast!
Hey.

Hey!

I'm posting again.

Please come back.

*sigh*
Switching

Blogger

servers

worked.
Leavin'

on a jet plane,

in 8 hours.

Yay!
Can you tell

I don't feel like

getting started?
My commute

=

American Pie

+

And We Danced
Welcome to the world,

Catherine Elizabeth Walden.
Amendment I
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Amendment X
It is way past time I read

Stranger in a Strange Land.

Not that I need any more books.
My mailbox is over its size limit.

And they send emails to tell me.

Sigh.
I propose an alternative:
Print-your-own coupons

are brilliant.

Coupons are free anyway,

to get you to try their wares,

and now: no printing costs.

I stand in awe.
Oh, wait, that was you?

So I think I've created

a monster.

Who knew?
This

was fun to write.

(Iambic sticks inside your head.)

(Help.)
Jihraffgaoucheraiyout?
No more movies.

Going outside now.
Seen Most Recently: Waking Life

Beautiful art.

Lots of philosophy mumbo jumbo

(watch it with a smart friend

and pause it a lot).

Very Austin.
Meeker,

do you live here yet?
7-day rentals

are a lovely thing.
More Recently Seen:

Tremors 3

Two words:

"Ass Blasters."

Delivers as expected.

We love Michael Gross.
More Seen Recently:

Signs

Good horror. (3 screams)

Weak sci-fi.

Wondering just what

all the buzz was quite about.
Seen Recently:

Memento

Intense, gripping, intelligent.

Psychological thriller.

Highly recommended.