Overheard: "I've got pink eye."

Who?!

What have you touched?

Get the hell out of the office!

*sigh*

Hee.

States I've been in.

You can tell where I lived,

where I visited,

and where I drove through

to get to the new Where I Live.

Create your own.

more novel research

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Something to look forward to!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!...

I'll open my eyes

when you give me

a damn good reason.

I never knew

a project

for a tool

that tracks projects

would confuse so many people.

(a Christmas haiku)

iTunes gift credit:

I am debilitated

by indecision.

I'm developing

(instead of leading)

so I'm all cody and learny

and creativy,

hence all the links on theory.

(They're for me,

but you can read along.)

Read, print,

post next to monitor:

usable web forms

Philosophy of coding,

Unix-specific,

but generally useful.

an intro to

XML and Databases

Blue waffles!

Ooh.

A nice introduction to

set theory.

Mother asks how to

"send you something [at work] to

like embarass you publically

on your birthday."

I'm not sure how to answer that.

Moot!

Moot, moot, moot,

goddammit.

I am gonna tase

the next moron who says "mute."

Inspired by weekly doses

of the dense, meaty morsels

of FronteraFest Short Fringe,

I am writing a play.

Today

epitomizes

play-hooky weather.

Primary keys are for sissies!



Please kill me.

Woo.

We were slashdotted.

I feel so sexy.

Dad will be so jealous.

Insight into my life:

in film.

Is your inbox lonely?

Send a mtg invite

to half the department.

Yeesh.

Doc converter web service

Have I got this right?

http : html :: soap : xml

A little light reading from MIT:

Structure and Interpretation of Programs

Intro to Algorithms

Argh!

Define a programming concept

without referring

to the same damn concept

in another language.

Insomnia!

"Lewis and Clark" is...

a really amusing verb.

brain = pudding

*ahem*

Dude!

(Check the author list.)

'Bout dang time.

I ordered me

a menstrual cup.

Walk my talk,

love my goddess,

all that.

*sob*

I confess!

I love my iPod.

Quick.

Look busy.

2004 Resolution:

Seek joy.