My goodness.

I'd fallen off the internet.

Wait, people read this?

...

um...

Hi, Meeker!

Office peeve:

Being on a conference call

does not mean

you need to use

speaker phone.

Purses

consolidate everything important,

so that you can lose it

much more efficiently.

Programming like a

mad fiend,

at home and at work.

Deadlines, deadlines, deadlines.