pictures from California

In San Jose,

meeting old friends.

Hotel with a T1,

so I can download all that spam

in style.

I should be sleepy.

But I'm going to

California in a few hours!

Time for a re-write:

"I pledge allegiance

to the Constitution..."

No way.

At the grocery store,

they zamboni the concrete!

My life is so surreal.

No! Noooooooo!

That was Ctrl+Q

(mark as read), Delete.

Not Ctrl+A (select all), Delete.

Heck.

ALIEN ATTACK!

...

Oh, wait.

Window washers.

*blink blink*

And an award and a bonus...

My business partner

rocks!

in denial

Y'know.

Perhaps I ought to practice

this speech I'm giving tonight.

Funny.

I don't feel any different.

Trying to get well

by acting well,

I switched ankle braces.

...

I am not well.

Ow.

I GOT A PROMOTION!



I'd like to thank all the little people

who live under my desk...

At this hour,

only spammers send me love.

And still,

I've failed.

When it's time to re-evaluate:

When 6:30

is "overslept."

My new panacea:

"Store it in the database!"

Overheard:

You're so zen,

I bet you think this song is.

Ran in the woods

with my sweetie.

(Before falling, this was.)

Um.

Ow.

If I had my own blog,

I would write:

If I had any sense,

I'd be driving to Houston right now,

to see Stephen Hawking.

Dang.

My god,

it's full of glue.

(Dave Bowman,

I am not.)

Oh no!

Out of tissues!

Alas.

How long

do you search

for something

you're not sure

exists?

Where did all you people

come from,

all of a sudden?

Comment-o-rama.

My brains

are leaking out of my head

through my nose.

Now, off to my

scheduled-four-months-in-advance

dermatologist appointment.

I did it!

stand up and reach

stand up and reach

And I did it!

Rawr!

Trees full of blossoms.

*blink blink*

Nobody said they'd be cute.

I dare you.

Good morning.

*bliss*

Sudden thought, to investigate:

If games are stored in the db,

instead of html,

will they come up

in search engines?

I had enough time to think,

"I'm falling...

I'm still falling."

Had a great climb last night.

You know something?

I like it when you comment.

It's lonely here.

Lost pines.

Found me.

Good day.

Developers always think

it'll take 10 minutes.

We're always wrong.

[drums fingers on useless keyboard...]

Hey, lookit:

It's 03/03/03.

Quick,

do something momentous.

It is a mac&cheese
kind of day.

The word for the day,

boys and girls,

is inauspicious.

Quit raining, you!

I'm hiking tomorrow.

French manicure, and voilà:

I look like Audrey Hepburn.

eep.

I won.