My

dogs

are

barkin'.

Whew.

Posted

from the wee beastie.

Bliss.

That's it.

I'm calling in well.

I've lost some weight.

Well,

a few grams,

anyway.

I am very tired.

I have written a lot

and not nearly enough,

but it is fun.

Dude.

I know life is grand.

I'm just having trouble

seeing that at the moment.

Got any pick-me-ups

lying around?

Well, I've got nothing bright to say.

You folks seem to do alright.

Here,

be funny.

It is charging,

my preciousssss...

How to get a 10% coupon:

Buy a PDA yesterday.

*sob*

But this helps.

The sky

succumbs

to intermittant crying jags.

This suits,

today.

*gleeeeeee*

"Order status:

Shipped."

nibbled to death

by ducks.

*shuffle*

I just bought

*cough*

a PDA.

*blush*

Hey presto! Instant upgrade.

Don't buy a new memory card;

change some camera settings,

and quadruple the number

of available pics.

I am well blessed.

I have beautiful friends.

If the grocery-store radio

plays cool music,

you've gotten old.

I've lost my edge.

Is "baseline" a verb?

We are well loved,

you and I.

One foot

in front of

the other.

This is so cool:

I have a headset.

Ooh, stylin'.

My blog has become a

slo-mo chat room.

...

And I'm okay with that.

The cafeteria is taking liberties.

"Philly Cheesesteak

Soup."

A sin against nature.

Of course, I had to get some.

Neener

neener.

Life is beautiful,

with whipped cream.

I won the Evaluation Contest!

On to the District.

My Brasilian counterpart

is a Neil Gaiman fan!

So, and I'm sorry for

not telling you first,

I mentioned the time I met him.

Suddenly, we relate. ^_^

My heart can stop

hammering on my ribs

at any time now.

Ha!

Mighty Girl cracks me up.

Would that I could write like that.

I

want

steak.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Tee hee.

Hello, Meeker.

Welcome to my pockets.

Rewriting the speech

two days before the next contest

is a good thing.

Right?

Oh dear god,

a new kind of agony:

foot asleep

plus

foot cramp.

Oh, jeez, feeling old.

Heard in my

Corporate America Cafeteria:

Temple of the Dog.

From the source...

The biggest difference

between Brasil and the U.S.:

"We drink beer in big bottles,

and coffee in little cups."

Re-acclimating.