Ever get fed up,
do something rash, with scissors,
to your hapless hair?

e.e. cummings knew.
Poetry and periods
don't cohabitate.

We're having a race:
Who can be most neurotic
before guests arrive?

Sweeping in Texas
means piles of particles that
keep crawling away.

My insurance called.
They need my lender's address.
Have you tried the web?

Eleven

I should rename this.
But "Occasional Haiku"
lacks a certain ring.

If you want to know
a note's importance to you,
lose it in the wind.

Is there anyone
who likes Daylight Savings Time?
Why do we do this?