Dexterity defined:

Clasping a bracelet

on your own wrist.

Guilty pleasures:

I like being Grammarian.

Hey, wait.

I missed my blog's birthday.

A year of the scraps of paper

of my life...

When it rains,

it pours.

Today is Trouble Ticket Day.

"Readers Theatre"

is half right.

Dude!

I ran Toastmasters elections

in half an hour.

Beat that, baby.

Plus, I'm not president any more.

WOO HOO!

I just received spam

about eliminating spam.

Um...

Horrors!

I let an it's/its mistake

go out in an email

to customers.

I am so chagrined.

What do you do,

at 4:40,

when you are *hungry*?

Must be my tape worm.

Ever ridden a motorcycle?

If you don't have

all that fancy gear,

what do you wear?

Aside from a helmet, of course.