In San Jose,

meeting old friends.
Hotel with a T1,

so I can download all that spam

in style.
I should be sleepy.

But I'm going to

California in a few hours!
Time for a re-write:

"I pledge allegiance

to the Constitution..."
No way.

At the grocery store,

they zamboni the concrete!

My life is so surreal.
No! Noooooooo!

That was Ctrl+Q

(mark as read), Delete.

Not Ctrl+A (select all), Delete.

Heck.
ALIEN ATTACK!

...

Oh, wait.

Window washers.
*blink blink*

And an award and a bonus...

My business partner

rocks!
in denial