I'd lived my whole life
without seeing a car fire.
Austin's shown me two.

You know what we need
for productivity g(r)ains?
Caffeinated bread.

Anniversary
(is a very long word. Still:)
Happy house birthday!

Even when it's cool,
Texas still has lots of sun.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Ever get fed up,
do something rash, with scissors,
to your hapless hair?

e.e. cummings knew.
Poetry and periods
don't cohabitate.

We're having a race:
Who can be most neurotic
before guests arrive?

Sweeping in Texas
means piles of particles that
keep crawling away.

My insurance called.
They need my lender's address.
Have you tried the web?

Eleven

I should rename this.
But "Occasional Haiku"
lacks a certain ring.