Rude Awakening #743:
There is no garden
in Garden Ridge.

4 comments:

Fred said...

Is there at least a ridge?

Hey, we live in a country where *New Jersey* is the Garden State. It's a wacky world.

MisterNihil said...

But there is a Wal at Wal-Mart. Funny, huh?

MisterNihil said...

PS. I wondered where my fnording neighbors were getting their creepy ass talking snowmen. Now I know. Garden Ridge Pottery.
Also, if you need a good local garden store, I can suggest a couple around. Lemme know. I haven't heard from you in a while anyway, although that's more my fault than yours.

Sharon said...

He makes me sound so unreasonable.

There was a certain note of hysteria in his voice when he said, "I'll *make* you touch a live plant." (He couldn't.)