So, for the sake of covering Jon on my health plan, I'm researching marriage licenses. In case you're wondering, the process seems to be thus: get a marriage license from the County Clerk's Office; wait the waiting period; before the license expires, get married by a Justice of the Peace or a County Court of Law. I'll keep you posted as this develops.

And for the brides who obviously don't work and can dilate time, Martha Stewart's wedding tips.

Oh, I know, I'll just hand address all these invitations...