I won. I won! Our Toastmasters club had a club contest, and in the humorous speech category, I won.

I feel all the more important because they gave me a snazzy, hefty medal that I don't know how to hang in my cube.

I talked about my old roommate Marci and how I tried to pull a stunt she had used to cook a frozen pizza with a toaster. (Hers was on the floor, with a paper towel in front of it. Mine was, um, up on a table, with nuthin' but air in front of it.) It's a fun story that I enjoy telling. I guess that helped.

Anywho, wow. And yay, me.