Alrighty, I acknowledge it's time to get a new poll up. Based on responses to my Valentine's Day poll, I have concluded that the majority of my readers are gettin' some. Ten out of 18 indicated that Valentine's Day means to them chocolate and smooches (woo hoo!). After that, the cynics outweighed the free-lovers, three to one. ("VD Day, right..." got two votes and "Fabricated by retailers" got four, while only two opted for "Let's hug everybody today!")

So, let's pick something less timely this time, so I can leave it up longer before it gets so obviously stale.