How do one-handed people wash their hair?

We're moving! The apartment leaked again—after the ducts had been cleaned, the carpet pad replaced, the carpet steam cleaned (which I think was actually "vacuumed"), and the drywall repaired—so the manager is allowing us to move into another apartment. This one is a second-floor in a three-story building, which is what we wanted all along. Our phone number stays the same, and our address is the same except for the apartment number, which is now 1802.

My holidays were spiffy. Over Christmas, I visited my parents in Pennsylvania and stayed in their new house, which is very yummy. My grandparents and some aunts and uncles and cousins and such came up for Christmas dinner. Mom's got a pet gecko named Samantha. Everyone's reasonably well, and we had a great time. Then, right after I got back to Austin, my friend Faith came down from Brooklyn and stayed through January 1st. I got to show her the sights and take her out for barbecue. Our friend Dave took us out for a special Austin day, including tamales and music.