Technical Writer Challenge:

(I'm curious what you'll come up with, and I've been wondering if I can do it.) Without using pictures, explain how to make an origami model of your choosing. You may assume a basic knowledge of paper folding, and so may use terms like "mountain fold" and "valley fold," but not advanced forms like "crane base." (That would be cheating.) Send me your attempts, and I'll try to fold them. You'll almost certainly be clearer than this. (If you need instructions, yourself, do a Dogpile search for "+origami +instructions.") Don't choose the crane, because I can do that model from memory, and I want to be sure I'm following your instructions.