This is unreal.

Hauling luggage into and out of overhead compartments, I banged up a few fingers, drawing blood in two places. Then, a few days ago, I cut myself with a steak knife while trying to slice bread. Yesterday, I sliced open the heel of my hand opening a water bottle that had a vicious pointy bit on the neck. That evening, I raised a blister on the tip of my finger, burning it on a pan.

What on earth?!